I’ve never overstated a single thing in the history of the planet!
“
| — | Oscar Leroy (via littlecornergasthings) |
“Hey Olivia, the new comics are in”
“Oh thanks. Olivia?”
“Newton John? Let’s get physical?”
“Oh, no, uh, not right now. I’m about to work out”
Oscar: I'll show you a legacy that you won't soon forget!
Brent: ...I think that's the definition of legacy.
Oscar:
Brent:
Oscar:
Brent:
Oscar: SMART GUY *walks off*
Oscar: I was walking downtown and what should I see, but Brent Leroy's Corner Gas tree.
Brent: So you wrote a poem about it?
