I’ve never overstated a single thing in the history of the planet!
“Hey Olivia, the new comics are in”
“Oh thanks. Olivia?”
“Newton John? Let’s get physical?”
“Oh, no, uh, not right now. I’m about to work out”
Oscar: I'll show you a legacy that you won't soon forget!
Brent: ...I think that's the definition of legacy.
Oscar: SMART GUY *walks off*
Oscar: I was walking downtown and what should I see, but Brent Leroy's Corner Gas tree.
Brent: So you wrote a poem about it?
Hank being Hank
This guy is adorable. And, it’s probably why I’ve been watching Corner Gas all day.
everyone has a crush on hank. it’s impossible not to